Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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