Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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