I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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