Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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