I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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