The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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