seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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