But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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