i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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