I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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