when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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