just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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