white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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