Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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