I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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