We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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