id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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