Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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