R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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