just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
that is very illegal...i love you.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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