What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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