Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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