is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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