she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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