Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize