please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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