WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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