420 ftw
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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