Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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