He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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