I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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