i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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