Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Oh god it's open bar.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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