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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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