whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
and she was petting her beer can
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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