She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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