is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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