so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize