did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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