quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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