Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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