I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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