yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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