We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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