i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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