my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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