I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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