Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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