no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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