what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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